毓林園地

從冠伶的網誌讀到的訊息...
真是太精彩的廣告了...

1. What do I have to do to get your attention?
Take out an ad in the paper? --- God

怎樣才可令你留意我?
抽起報紙的廣告? --- 神

(由於這是報紙內的廣告，所以創作人善用了這個媒體, 在報紙 "抽起"了其他廣告,而用了這個廣告來讓神跟大家溝通.)

2. If I gave you everything you asked for,
where would you put it? --- God

要是你祈求的我便全數應許給你,
你有沒有那麼多地方擺放它們? --- 神

3. If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning,
you should look at my masterpiece.
In the mirror. --- God

如果你認為蒙羅麗莎的微笑美麗絕倫,
那你應看看我的作品 - 請看鏡中人！ --- 神

4. Don't forget your umbrella,
I might water the plants today. --- God

緊記帶雨傘上街，
今天我也許要灌溉花草樹木。--- 神

5. If you miss the sunrise I made for you today,never mind.
I'll make you another one tomorrow. --- God

假如你錯過了今天我為你預備的日出，
不要緊，明天我再為你預備。 --- 神

6. I hate rules.
That's why I only made ten of them. --- God

我討厭戒條, 所以我只定下十條而已 ---神

7. It's not the end of the world.
Not until I say so, anyway. --- God

世界末日還未到，除非是由我親口說出來的那日子。 --- 神

(這個我很喜歡。對於一些遇到挫折便以為是世界末日的人，這可說是當頭棒喝。)

8. Of course I have a sense of humor.
I gave you the platypus, didn't I? --- God

我當然有幽默感，
我不是為你們創造了鴨嘴獸嗎? --- 神

9. How can you possibly be a self-made man?
I specifically recall creating you. --- God

你怎會是自我創造的人呢?
我特別記得清楚怎樣創造你! ---神

10. Nietzche is dead. --- God

尼采已死. ---神
( 這個廣告最受廣告人讚賞, 因為尼采的名句是 "God is dead."，
但現在由神說出一個事實"Nietzche is dead."， 的確很有震撼力啊! )

來源：
angeline - 上帝的廣告